Kevin Johnson - Guitar/Vocals
Affectionately known as Professor Johnson, he serves as Life Coach for several band members and adoring fans.
Steve Flom - Bass/Vocals
His life long dream of being the Drum Major for the St. Paul Scouts Drum and Bugle Corps is still a few years away, so hopefully memories of that unfortunate incident will fade quickly.
Barth Thoms - Guitar/Vocals
While currently training for the 2016 Summer Olympics, he remains hopeful that his beloved hobby of spelunking becomes an approved competitive sport for the Games of the XXXI Olympiad.
Mark Olson - Drums/Vocals
Has an airtight alibi for November 24, 1971 however he would like the $5,800 he misplaced in 1980 returned, no questions asked.